The demise of Little Miss Asshole

As I stated in my last entry she and I were winding down. Her snarky comments really started to cut deep and be reminiscent of the days of little miss crazytown (my ex). Mama thought it was ok to say stuff like “you ain’t goin nowhere” I’m not really sure how she could even feel comfortable saying some shit like that considering we weren’t together and were physically 2,000 miles apart….NEWS FLASH it doesn’t take much effort for me to quit you given the facts. Oh btw I tried to keep her totally anonymous but she had a minor blow up via twitter I laughed, that was bitchy of me but….. Blah I don’t care, yet.

So in short whatever that was is now done. No more Lil Miss Asshole. I hope we can be cool again one day, like july 2014.

Exit Little Miss Asshole: Enter Little Miss Love Song

Little Miss Asshole

“Dating” that’s a tricky phrase, one I’m not fully comfortable using but I couldn’t find a better one so whatever. Today I’m going to introduce you guys to Lil Miss Asshole. She is someone I went to school with, we’ve always been cool. As of March we kinda sparked a lil romance or whatever. The only major hang up with said romance is that she lives across the country so it’s a romance of the phone variety. Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way let me talk to you for real.

Little Miss Asshole is just that: an asshole. She is what I like to call a lady boy. She isn’t a full on “stud” she wears male clothing but she’s hella feminine outside of that. Mama is facially gifted, had a recent weight loss, and is employed. Those three things in her opinion make her God’s gift; and as one might imagine that doesn’t sit too well with me. Little Miss Asshole has worked hard to earn this name; she is reckless with her mouth and has no filter which is fun, but not when it comes to matters of the heart. I do care for her but not in a way that is easy for me, she wasn’t planned and I’m starting to feel a little pressure to settle down. Settling would be cool if she lived in Georgia, she knew how to talk to me, and if I was fully over the hurt that my ex (Little miss Crazytown) caused. I mean it was all good just a week ago (more like 3 weeks ago but I’m always eager to quote Ye) I feel a bit awful cause she would be a good girlfriend no doubt about it but I’m not ready for that and 1/2 the reasons aren’t her fault; dont get me wrong the other 1/2 are totally her fault. Such is life though, right?

Till next time

Little Miss Lesbo